and, lo!
summer officially ends.
Category Archives: SUMMER
summer/gossip, 2016
in august 2012, i wrote “we’re not likely to see this summer’s equal again for a long, long while- if ever.”
“if ever”!! there goes my career as a crystal ball.
“no sleeves, in a house of god”: sam cam and summer dressing
so the prime minister’s wife wore a sleeveless dress to an event at st. paul’s on friday afternoon.
cue the moral panic at the daily mail.
weekend update: the ongoing tomkat-ification of alamooney + the ongoing awesome of mariah DIVA 4 LIFE carey (emotions via britney spears)
on leonardo “SUMMER OF MY LIFE” dicaprio’s manbun
hey, you know my forever love leo dicap‘s manbun?
i mean, if you know my man leo dicap then YEAH.YOU.DO.
the briefest possible commentary on biebloom (a saga in which leo “SUMMER OF MY LIFE” dicaprio is, of course, involved)
so i was toying with the idea of writing something about biebloom (ie. bedlam starring justin bieber and orlando bloom) then i heard my former forever love leo “SUMMER OF MY LIFE” dicaprio was involved in the melee and thought yeah, probably oughta.
THEN the daily mail posted this amazingly helpful diagram and companion article illustrating how pretty much most of B-list hollywood (+ my former forever love leo “SUMMER OF MY LIFE” dicaprio- who defies limitation to a single hollywood hierarchy) can all be connected to miranda kerr’s Web of Doom.
so let’s unpack, ya’ll.
as it winds down, some thoughts on THE SUMMER OF EXPLOSIVE DRAMA-BOMBSHELLS and gossip fatigue
oh, ya”ll.
but then maybe you don’t even care about gossip (in which case, why are you here?) so you’ve no idea the number of explosive bombshells we’ve been dealt these past few months. i will recap. Continue reading
jackie onassis, the porno, the photog, the flip and k.stew
in the episode of jackie onassis, the swedish porno and the photog, i posited the notion that this was a tale wherein jackie, a character who so rarely seems in control of her narrative, is cast as a dominatrix and she is, undoubtedly, in charge. but is that true? can one ever control narrative?
in the immediate aftermath of the i am curious (yellow) incident, the tabloids sallied forth to wrest any victory away from her with an especially shrill, NO! she didn’t do it! she couldn’t have! jackie was framed, ya’ll! Continue reading
consumer reports! deep(ish) thoughts on how people believe what they read and why they maybe shouldn’t (especially when it comes to gossip [even if it’s presented as news])
the #1 most amazing thing i’ve encountered about what- for lack of a better phrase- i’m going to term The TomKat Situation is that people really do believe what they read. like, all of it.
never mind that it’s gossip and that it’s trickled over to CNN or HuffPo or Fox News via US Weekly and nobody in their right mind would trust what they read in US Weekly. once it gets there over on CNN or HuffPo or Fox News or [insert the name of your reputable news source], it’s truth. Continue reading
brief emergency thoughts re: sparkles + k.stew (the demands of fans versus silence/privacy is golden; ie. the public apology as sweeping romance)
if we were 16, this would be EARTH-SHATTERING from, like, an emotional standpoint. Continue reading
an alarming life 
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