it’s been a week, ya’ll. are you over it?

better not be because this show is rolling on…

seriously, riddle me this, how in heck did george clooney’s wedding out kardashian the wedding of kim kardashian and kanye west? HOW DO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THAT IS REAL?

in college, a friend of mine went to see tenacious D in concert. i did not go with him. but i was present so many times subsequently at the telling of the story of how he went to the tenacious D concert that about four days after the tenacious D concert, in telling the story of the tenacious D concert to someone else, he actually turned to me and said, you remember…

AND I DID.

because i had heard the story so much.

you guys, george clooney’s wedding is that tenacious D concert.

I FEEL LIKE I WAS THERE.

(and, yes, amal was there and it was amal’s wedding too.

but did it FEEL like that??? be real. did it?)

it felt like i was there so much that seeing this picture…

i thought, oh, yeah, that’s from that one time they had the personal photographer on the boat with cindy crawford and randy gerber.

and seeing this shot…

i could visualize it from the other direction…

WHICH IS WEIRD.

both because it is weird. and because it is clooney.

it is not…

but it kinda feels like it, non?

and clooney should not make me feel…

but you know who makes me feel better?

MARIAH.

namely, THIS.

mind you, there is much sadness in this report. her marriage is maybe kaput. she may have a drinking/pill/trance (wtf?!) problem.

and she’s also starting to get about the eyes that sad panic deer in headlights look that my beloved britbrit so often has.

which, well…

but, there’s also this…

“When she had people over, she’d have people on her staff follow her with a portable speaker, playing music- so she could make an entrance with a theme song.”