weekend update: the ongoing tomkat-ification of alamooney + the ongoing awesome of mariah DIVA 4 LIFE carey (emotions via britney spears)

it’s been a week, ya’ll. are you over it?

better not be because this show is rolling on…

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seriously, riddle me this, how in heck did george clooney’s wedding out kardashian the wedding of kim kardashian and kanye west? HOW DO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THAT IS REAL?

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in college, a friend of mine went to see tenacious D in concert. i did not go with him. but i was present so many times subsequently at the telling of the story of how he went to the tenacious D concert that about four days after the tenacious D concert, in telling the story of the tenacious D concert to someone else, he actually turned to me and said, you remember…

AND I DID.

because i had heard the story so much.

you guys, george clooney’s wedding is that tenacious D concert.

I FEEL LIKE I WAS THERE.

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(and, yes, amal was there and it was amal’s wedding too.

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but did it FEEL like that??? be real. did it?)

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it felt like i was there so much that seeing this picture…

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i thought, oh, yeah, that’s from that one time they had the personal photographer on the boat with cindy crawford and randy gerber.

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(via the daily mail)

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and seeing this shot…

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i could visualize it from the other direction…

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WHICH IS WEIRD.

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both because it is weird. and because it is clooney.

it is not…

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but it kinda feels like it, non?

and clooney should not make me feel…

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but you know who makes me feel better?

MARIAH.

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namely, THIS.

mind you, there is much sadness in this report. her marriage is maybe kaput. she may have a drinking/pill/trance (wtf?!) problem.

and she’s also starting to get about the eyes that sad panic deer in headlights look that my beloved britbrit so often has.

Mariah-Carey-2014which, well…

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but, there’s also this…

“When she had people over, she’d have people on her staff follow her with a portable speaker, playing music- so she could make an entrance with a theme song.”

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