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we need to talk about tonya harding
a deep reading of the daily mail’s deep reading of will and kate’s christmas card
another day, another instant-classic of award-winning alarmist reportage from the daily mail. let’s dig in…
checking in with my celebrity boyfriend adrien brody, artist, at art basel; celebrity, art and life
in things i made a huge, big deal about and then never followed-up on, my boyfriend adrien brody debuted his Art at art basel a few weeks ago.
a deep reading of the promotional photo from JACKIE, a film which has not yet been made and which i have, therefore, not seen but about which i will now make some conclusions based on fashions
© Copyright CBS Broadcasting Inc.; Credit: CBS Photo Archive
so there’s been a natalie portman jackie movie in the works for awhile, scheduled for release in 2017, and they’ve doled out a promo image to excite us all and prove they’re in production.
time machine: that one time macaulay culkin was “solitary” and “alone” because he ate lunch at taco bell
22 december 2012. A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. pourquoi?
because macaulay culkin ate alone at taco bell.
saint west, saint wentz and “the ultimate celebrity disaster”
have you ever wondered, what is the ultimate celebrity disaster?
well, lo, THE DAILY MAIL PROVIDES.
kanye and KK had their kid. they named it saint. pete wentz also has a kid and it is also named saint. et voilà.
why jackie?: an autoethnographic exploration
so much of life, or our experience of the world around us, is what i’mma call THINGS IN THE AIR.
(feel free to credit me with that incredibly precise phraseology when discussing this later with all yo friends.)
stray thoughts re: gloria emerson
gloria emerson was in my dreams last night.
in twenty years, i’ve had a grand total of two jackie dreams, so gloria emerson is already giving her a run for her money.
gloria emerson by dorothy marder, End of War Rally, Central Park, May 11, 1975
the sex lives of dead people: elizabeth taylor + everyone edition
come, let us look at this closely.
and let us begin by noting that, thanks to the oddities of the daily mail‘s online layout, no, this is not liz taylor at 16. it is a marks & spencer’s conspiracy to get us to buy cashmere. Continue reading
an alarming life 
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