so hey. this is the prime minister of the united kingdom:
and this is the queen of the united kingdom:
Category Archives: royaltee
HARRY HAS TO MARRY (writing men’s lives like women’s)
true story: when an unmarried royal dude turns 30, he becomes jennifer aniston.
in terms of ridiculous celebrity photos, today was a win
why harry has to marry RIGHT NOW (cressida = fergie + prince = 1980/81 redux)
is this a new cultural (ie. daily mail) trend? this recent glut of Guys Who’ve Got To Get Married RIGHTNOW…
last week it was Guys Who’ve Got To Get Married RIGHTNOW… macaulay culkin edition. this week it’s Guys Who’ve Got To Get Married RIGHTNOW… prince harry. and yes, yes, i realize we probably need more than a pair to constitute a glut, but still. it’s weird. in the tabloid press, men aren’t usually portrayed this way and now we’ve two in quick succession.
super brief thoughts on things we should maybe be aware of if we’re being contentious consumers of gossip
EMERGENCY THOUGHTS re: kate middleton, celeb pregnancy, and truly, epically, incredibly awful art (emotions via britney spears)
firstly, britbrit and i share the whatever you wanna call the opposite of ‘bitchy resting face‘. EMOTIONS ALL OVER THE FACE face, i guess. so i’mma rely on her as an emoticon of sorts to guide us through the horror we are about to endure.
secondly, do you remember when that sick dude made a grotesque piece of statuary devoted to the re-imagining of britney’s first kid’s birth? well, (1) he’s back. except no one really cares this time because it’s KK. know who they do care about? DOC. which brings us to… Continue reading
an alarming life 
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