lo, friends, welcome, welcome! yet again, here we are, gifted with a dazzling study in the daily mail‘s narration of photographs of macaulay culkin.
(via the daily mail)
the daily mac: 35, man bun, red nails, cigarette in right hand
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“But could your undies be causing you serious health problems? And is there a real case for eschewing them altogether?”
i don’t even know, ya’ll…
except that, when i awoke this morning, this was the lead news story on the daily mail‘s main page. Continue reading
“trump that bitch”
in 1970, virginia slims imagined that- “someday”- when a woman ran for president, it might look like this…
(obviously, in the meantime, smoking was the only option.)
but it doesn’t much look as they imagined, does it?
“There still exists little organized sense of what a woman’s biography or autobiography should look like,” Carolyn G. Heilbrun wrote in her 1988 classic, Writing A Woman’s Life, noting, “Even less has been told of the life of the… READ MORE
mariah and “the fans” plus women and work
either my love of mariah has suddenly re-bloomed full-flower and i am aware of her in a way i not been in recent years, or the daily mail has taken a new-found interest in her, OR a bit of both.
assorted thoughts on mariah carey, duchess kate, being a lady, taking up space and sitting down
i imagine you are like yo, OLINE, these two people have nothing in common.
and you would be sort of right.
a stream of consciousness analysis of johnny depp and amber heard’s video message re: australian biosecurity
this is an elaborate story – popularly known as “the war on terrier“- that i don’t really want to go into but basically…
a year ago, amber heard went to visit johnny depp during the filming of pirates of the caribbean “why is this movie even existing?” 5. when she did so, she snuck her two dogs into town without doing the proper paperwork/quarantine. thus, heard violated australian biosecurity laws.
today, the ruling came down and, lo, we are given the gift of this legally required apology video…
patty duke has died…
hey. it’s me. (hey-o, is matchbox twenty’s “long day” in your head now too?? [and did you remember rob thomas rocking the double-hoops?!? which OF COURSE sends me down memory lane right back to david silver’s lady earring…
can it be that david silver was really on trend? or, THE HORROR, ahead of the curve?!?]).
i feel like patty duke- whom this post is actually about- would really appreciate that digression.
(Ryan Miller/Invision/AP)
you know what i think she would not appreciate? the guardian‘s obituary. let’s take a look…
today, in historical occurrences
the daily mail published an article on macaulay culkin wherein mila kunis was not mentioned once. i keep waiting for them to realize this and throw in five paragraphs on her or that one time he ate at taco bell.
some thoughts on kim kardashian’s selfish (emotions via britney)
please know: in my efforts to find photos from the launch of selfish to illustrate what i’m about to write about selfish, i just saw SO.MUCH.KIM.KARDASHIAN. her instagram is A LOT, yo. so i’mma call on my emotionally incontinent face celebrity double britney to ease us all in.
an alarming life 
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