HOLY MOSES, ya’ll, it is like the gossip week that keeps on giving. the sony emails, which i’mma leave you on your own with for now, and then this crazy story about leonardo dicaprio leaving a club with twenty women.
Category Archives: leo lets me down
on leonardo “SUMMER OF MY LIFE” dicaprio’s manbun
hey, you know my forever love leo dicap‘s manbun?
i mean, if you know my man leo dicap then YEAH.YOU.DO.
the briefest possible commentary on biebloom (a saga in which leo “SUMMER OF MY LIFE” dicaprio is, of course, involved)
so i was toying with the idea of writing something about biebloom (ie. bedlam starring justin bieber and orlando bloom) then i heard my former forever love leo “SUMMER OF MY LIFE” dicaprio was involved in the melee and thought yeah, probably oughta.
THEN the daily mail posted this amazingly helpful diagram and companion article illustrating how pretty much most of B-list hollywood (+ my former forever love leo “SUMMER OF MY LIFE” dicaprio- who defies limitation to a single hollywood hierarchy) can all be connected to miranda kerr’s Web of Doom.
so let’s unpack, ya’ll.
in terms of ridiculous celebrity photos, today was a win
deeply superficial thoughts on the karate moves of my former Forever Love leonardo dicaprio
so, because every summer my celebrity boyfriends have to go and dork out on yachts, this happened:
an alarming life 
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