another day, another instant-classic of award-winning alarmist reportage from the daily mail. let’s dig in…
Category Archives: diana
why harry has to marry RIGHT NOW (cressida = fergie + prince = 1980/81 redux)
is this a new cultural (ie. daily mail) trend? this recent glut of Guys Who’ve Got To Get Married RIGHTNOW…
last week it was Guys Who’ve Got To Get Married RIGHTNOW… macaulay culkin edition. this week it’s Guys Who’ve Got To Get Married RIGHTNOW… prince harry. and yes, yes, i realize we probably need more than a pair to constitute a glut, but still. it’s weird. in the tabloid press, men aren’t usually portrayed this way and now we’ve two in quick succession.
reflections on Films About The Secret Love Affairs of Famous People Who Couldn’t Be Together Because One of Them Died (ie. ‘diana’ was disappointing because it wasn’t ‘bright star’)
see the awkwardness?!?! in this still alone, you can already tell, omg, this film (and i’m being vair vair generous in calling it that) is going to go places i do not want to go. and you would be right. because it goes there. slooooooooooooooooowly, but go it does.
the problem with wanting to write about the national nightmare that is DIANA is that i would have to go see the national nightmare that is DIANA
which i really just cannot summon the nerve to do.
an alarming life 
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