BRIEFLY, let’s discuss:

(via vanity fair)
and i’mma take like the wonkiest of wonky angles here…
WHYCOME VANITY FAIR????!?! Continue reading
BRIEFLY, let’s discuss:
(via vanity fair)
and i’mma take like the wonkiest of wonky angles here…
WHYCOME VANITY FAIR????!?! Continue reading
so it was a long week and i’d an ear infection and wound up spending the majority of saturday in a swoon state watching far and away. which reminded me why i ❤ tommy cruise (in spite of himself) and why tommy cruise and nicole kidman were my celebrity couple ideal. Continue reading
re: the master. i liked it. except for p.s.hoff singing at the end, which was hands down the most difficult moment of a difficult film. the key change = DEEPLY uncomfortable, ohmygod. Continue reading
the #1 most amazing thing i’ve encountered about what- for lack of a better phrase- i’m going to term The TomKat Situation is that people really do believe what they read. like, all of it.
never mind that it’s gossip and that it’s trickled over to CNN or HuffPo or Fox News via US Weekly and nobody in their right mind would trust what they read in US Weekly. once it gets there over on CNN or HuffPo or Fox News or [insert the name of your reputable news source], it’s truth. Continue reading
there was a time when i loved tom cruise. (confession: just looking into his velvety eyes right there, i’m more than a little in love with him now.)
mind you, i like my men a little wrecked and my celebrity crushes have always, accordingly, been suspect. odds are i was the only 14-year-old with a scrapbook dedicated to matthew modine, isaac mizrahi and michael hutchence. not that i ever told anyone. that crushing was top secret.
tom cruise was legit, mainstream. a celebrity i could share with all my friends because he was safe, sturdy, and conventionally good-looking. he seemed like a beautiful man with whom my younger self could’ve had a very happy, totally fictitious, very public life (while i secretly bitched to isaac mizrahi and romanced matthew modine and michael hutchence on the side).
this was way back. like, in the before times.
before the internet. before rosie o’donnell was a lesbian. before katie holmes and oprah’s couch.
these were the good old days. remember those? Continue reading
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