finding jackie has a facebook page? yeah, we do. and, yes, i use “we” in the royal sense. jackie would approve. so you should maybe like that. please? come, journey with me into an exciting world of celebrity, biography, adventure, and incredibly sexist advertisements.
xoxo,
o.
hey, ya’ll, let’s chat about NAKED PICTURES. by which i mean naked pictures specifically of hot harry.
re: the master. i liked it. except for p.s.hoff singing at the end, which was hands down the most difficult moment of a difficult film. the key change = DEEPLY uncomfortable, ohmygod. Continue reading
dear lindsay lohan,
(damn you look like joan collins!)
you hit a dude with your car.
and then you walked away.
and then you were arrested. Continue reading
[if you clicked and you’re already stricken with ennui, all i ask is that you read THIS.]
so i’ve been a little silent here because i’ve slaving away elsewhere, readying the sex toboggans- which are (is?), in fact, now titled “DESPERATE WOMEN GAMBLE ALL!” (catchy, non?)- for a future thing.
oh, ya”ll.
but then maybe you don’t even care about gossip (in which case, why are you here?) so you’ve no idea the number of explosive bombshells we’ve been dealt these past few months. i will recap. Continue reading
an alarming life 
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