i’ve written about this before. about how the way we write the obituaries of women is infuriating. by which i mean not just the fact that so few of them are written.
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will and kate in america
and to avoid doing what i so often criticize the daily mail for doing, imma tell you right up front which of The Things it is:
*will and kate
*beyonce and jay-z
*hillary and obama
*eric garner and michael brown
for real. Continue reading
the new (coke) milk, marilyn moments and martinis
so apparently people aren’t drinking sodas anymore. which is SHOCKING because surely i drink enough soda to keep the soda industry afloat but apparently no. and lo, coca-cola is branching out… to milk. (as i also pretty much keep all the cows in business, this officially makes me a trend setter.)
this (1) seems ridiculous because aren’t all the new fad diets completely anti-dairy? (or is that just gwyneth?) and (2)… well, they’re not exactly going about it in the awesomest of ways.
behold:
continuing thoughts on valérie trierweiler (FLOTUS, silence, scandal [+ a hit of plath])
so i’ve written about valérie trierweiler a couple times now. first, in the immediate aftermath of the clusterwhoops with françois hollande back in january, looking at what was going on there with the meanings attached to the position of first lady. and again in september, when it was revealed that she had a memoir and the french were freaking out.
why am i writing about her now? because trierweiler’s memoir is coming to england.
the daily mail‘s headlines are always so good at summary because they include nearly every detail of an article, so let’s start with them:
22 november 1963: jackie (pics), koestenbaum (words)
“There’s a metaphoric equivalence between our retrospective glances toward Jackie in 1963 and Jackie’s own movement onto the back of the car, an instant obsessively replayed. Continue reading
cosby
a stream of consciousness response to this 1976 photo of jackie onassis and the mccartneys
my forever boyfriend leo dicap = 40
fyi: macaulay culkin is alive
an alarming life 
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