you guys, COLIN FIRTH HAS LOST WEIGHT!!!
we know this because our friend MAILONLINE REPORTER over at the daily mail told us this on 15 may in a characteristically calm report…
via the daily mail
YOU GUYS.
i read the daily mail on the regular because it’s pretty much where all gossip stories start. so i’m aware of the mail’s howshallwesay… COLOSSAL PROBLEMS. but every now and again, there’s an especially egregiously awful article for which britney is required to express the resulting spectrum of emotions.
and yesterday, that was this:
which made me go:
WHERE TO BEGIN? because, after driving away 79% of the people who might have read this, that title really raised the stakes for whoever’s left. props to ya’ll who’re sticking it out! ❤ ❤ ❤
but sometimes we have to do things we do not want to do because those are the things that make us think.
renée zellweger is trending today because she went to an event last night.
some headlines:
i’ve repeatedly banged on and on and on about how this is the image of jackie most often used in the press since her death in 1994.
an alarming life 
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