checking in with my celebrity boyfriend adrien brody, artist, at art basel; celebrity, art and life
in things i made a huge, big deal about and then never followed-up on, my boyfriend adrien brody debuted his Art at art basel a few weeks ago.
in things i made a huge, big deal about and then never followed-up on, my boyfriend adrien brody debuted his Art at art basel a few weeks ago.
and no, no, ALAS. he is not taking my unsolicited career advice and starring in a salvadore dali biopic so my unsolicited career advice still stands.
i’m sorry, i’ve been horribly remiss in celebrating my boyfriend adrien brody’s sartorial choices for this year’s met ball. all apologies. voila! WHAT IZ UP?!
dear my boyfriend adrien brody. riddle me this: how is it you have been in a tv miniseries on houdini and you have not yet starred in a biopic on dali?
in things i completely forgot about until a random listen of zooropa today, naomi campbell totally used to go out with my 90s boyfriend adam clayton. remember that?
for the record, i do a lot of yoga and i love yoga. i also love my boyfriend adrien brody. yes, i’m aware there are some hair issues…
surely you are aware by now that there is nothing trippier than attempting to unpack the rumors surrounding the sex lives of dead people. right? you are with me? if not, go here to the Finding Jackie Compendium of The Sex Lives of Dead People and then come back to me… oh, hello! welcome back. today:
matthew modine has not died. but let’s backtrack…
so i was toying with the idea of writing something about biebloom (ie. bedlam starring justin bieber and orlando bloom) then i heard my former forever love leo “SUMMER OF MY LIFE” dicaprio was involved in the melee and thought yeah, probably oughta. THEN the daily mail posted this amazingly helpful diagram and companion article illustrating how pretty […]
i knew this was going to happen. i knew that in doing this i was going to run slipshod over really really important things, which is precisely what i did last week. hey, remember how we were talking about j.tim’s wedding??? things i totally forgot to talk about: white privilege.
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